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Kinda like when you try to commit suicide and you slit your wrist in the wrong direction and you bleed and bleed but you don’t pass out and eventually they come get you and you’re like “Am I dead?” and they go “No, you moron, but you’re costing tax payers a hell of a lot of money right now so try to get it right next time, will you?” and you’re all “Whatever, bitch, at least I have the guts to off myself!” … Sssssppppppiiijjjjjjtig! Another €60,000 well spent, huh. Especially if you let a quarter of it go to your outfit—not that it would have made a difference if it’d been otherwise. And that is the last thing I want to hear about it. You had your camp yet sad fun, now pull yourself together and do something meaningful with your life.