I Hate the Holidays
Yesterday, I saw this house that had one of those frightful plastic santa figures climbing out the window. Only, it wasn’t climbing—it was hanging. Lynched. Without doubt, that’s the best use for those atrocities.
Anyway, the holidays have inspired a song. A christmassy one. Yes, really. Expect warmth, bells and the like. Don’t worry, this doesn’t make me any less of a cynic. Or an atheist.
Obviously, the song is 100% free. It’s called Melchior. Let me know what you think. Or don’t. See if I care. Actually, go fuck yourselves.